We warned you. These are seriously f'in hot nuts. That's right we said it -- because we had to. There is no other way to describe just how hot these nuts are. I suppose we could have said "It's like the fiery depths of hell" or "that it's ass-burning" and even "keep away from pets and small children" and avoid contact with sensitive areas, but that just seems so wordy. Don't be afraid to let it out. Scream F@!K at the top of the lungs. You'll feel better.